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Tuesday, 27 March 2018

Martial arts and the movies

As I keep saying, this stuff isn't mine and may very well be pulled for breach of copyright. You can, of course, go looking on YouTube, or its foreign variants, for copies. I'm sure you know how.

When I were a lad "Made in Hong Kong" was stamped on all sorts of stuff. It was a by-phrase for cheap and tacky. But that was about to change.

I was a young teenager when Enter the Dragon was released so I didn't see it for a few years as it was classified as an X back then. When I did see it, it was cut but I still thought "FFS!". It was awesome, a good old fashioned spy/espionage affair with some martial arts thrown in long before the high-tech of Bourne or Crouching Tiger. Naturally, I decided to see loads more as well as manage to track down where I could see it in its uncut glory. This was the first martial arts movie to be produced by a major Western TV studio. It spawned an interesting TV series (Kung Fu) as well as some tripe (The Water Margin or Monkey).

Well that was a bad move as back then all you could see were "Chop Socky" movies out of Hong Kong. You know the kind of movie, even if you've never seen one - the hero fights his way through the movie, in houses, on the street, in parks and fields, on top of trains. He is often battered within an inch of his life but always wins through. These films, when I watched them, were invariably dubbed (More about dubbing in a forthcoming blog?) but I still lapped them up. I'd spend all day in the cinema watching the movies. Binge viewing before it caught on. I was living in Glasgow in the late 70s and spent many an entire weekend sitting in some flea-pit with nothing but a choc-ice to see me through the day.

A 'net search for Shaw Brothers will get you going. And going. And going.

Back to Bruce Lee: He died and eventually, his last film was released. This was Game of Death. Again, not too bad a film. Unfortunately, the game to play when watching it is to look for the joins. Bruce Lee died in the middle of filming but there was enough "in the can" to be going on with. So, in come the bandages, the fake beard - all wound into the story to make them believable. There is even a cut-scene when Bruce Lee was on display in his casket. The real, dead body.

The film has numerous doubles, numerous cuts from older films but it does have a good storyline. I'd watch both the re-mastered version (with all(?) the footage) as well as the version that was released to the big screen. It is worth it. But I do say that as a die-hard Kung Fu movie fan.


Those are the two of his that top my list. There are others but I'll leave you with those two.

This ramble brings me to Ip Man, starring Donnie Yen.


Now Ip Man was a martial arts master and teacher - he taught Bruce Lee, and this is his story. The movie is brilliant - there is no other word for it. Definitely on the "must see" list. This is the third outing (of many) of a fighter in the ring of opponents - Bruce Lee, Jet Li and now Donnie Yen. Watch and see who you think does it best.

I only have picked those two action stars, I have not mentioned the movies of Jackie Chan or Jet Li but I could have.

These movies are another chicken and egg thing - do I like the movies because of the Eastern philosophy or did I get into the Eastern stuff because of the movies? 

I'll finish here with a parody. Do you remember Airplane! or Police Squad? Well before them came The Kentucky Fried Movie and it contained a major segment, "A Fistful of Yen". Well worth a watch.


That's it. Hopefully, the next bit of this blog will be sooner rather than later.

Comments, whether in agreement or not, are always welcome.


Tuesday, 20 March 2018

Some more TV Stuff of the Retro Variety.

A thousand apologies to anyone who just might be following this blog. The extreme tardiness in getting anything completed and put up here is down to a workload, in extremis, in the lab. The external verifiers have been in and given us an obstacle course to navigate on top of providing a service to all the sick and needy of the area. Enough of that. Here's the next wee bit, as they say in the homeland.

As I keep saying, this stuff isn't mine and may very well be pulled for breach of copyright. You can, of course, go looking on YouTube, or its foreign variants, for copies. I'm sure you know how.

In my younger days, it was thought by my elders that it would be a good idea to have access to a wide range of TV, as an education, and an entertainment too you understand, but as I sit staring at the TV today, I wonder what on earth possessed anyone to make the tripe before me. Doesn't matter whether if it is supposed to be dramatic or funny, it isn't. Maybe there was something to only having three tv channels and only for a limited time. I suppose there isn't enough class to fill up every minute of the day schedule.

Not like the old days.....and this brings me to the early 60s

1962 to be precise and The Saint.



Like Danger Man earlier, I probably watched this alongside my mum. Not when it was first shown as we lacked a TV back then but later on as re-runs. I liked the Roger Moore incarnation not only because I didn't really have much choice but because the stories were usually very well written and the special effects limited. I skip over the effects in the giant ants episode. In general, these stories were simple standalone affairs - none of todays' ongoing story arcs and such.

The later versions of the Saint I didn't really watch much of - I suppose I was doing other things when the Ian Ogilvy version was on TV.

Like the other programmes of the sixties, all it took was a stock shot of the Eiffel tower and a poster on the Elstree Studios backlot of "Pastis 51" or some such and you were in France. It also got us out of Scotland, not that there was anything wrong with Scotland you understand.

Along with the Eiffel tower and poster advertisements were jets, pre-British Airways, BEA and BOAC, other foreign locations, cultures, politics - the whole shebang. And all before we were in the EU.

I am really glad that this material is still available. When you consider that some of the great TV stuff of old (albeit videotape) was wiped and that today's TV offerings of reality tv dross and wall-to-wall shite, this material (like Templer) is a breath of fresh air without the need of rose-tints.

That's it. Hopefully, the next bit of this blog will be sooner rather than later.

Comments, whether in agreement or not, are always welcome.